political prostitution on fox? NO!

Wow... this is um... quite the exchange.

Money quote:

There's only one whore on this split-screen and it's you

On another note...MM's got probably the most annoying voice ever.

Oh yeah... INTERNMENT ROCKS!

american idols

The picture is fake, but a boy can dream, right? Girls can too, apparently, since it was one named Melissa who worked the Photoshop fantasy above.

This is my second post about a show I claim to not care about and whose demise I have danced for since Jennifer Hudson didn't make the top five back in season 3.

I have seen both Blake and Chris perform (yes, I know them all on a fucking first name basis) and Blake may be the one to beat this year. Chris, I was disappointed by, but honestly, who cares? Look at him!

Are you looking at him!?!?

hair and there

I've got to say I am starting to take an interest in American Idol, specifically the spectacle that is Sanjaya Malakar.

This kid's got guts! Every week he gets up, does his thing... knowing what people are saying and that people think he sucks. He's the best Sanjaya there is or could ever be! That's all there is too it. I hope he wins and I hope Simon quits as he says he would. I plan to start voting for... the worst? Nah. He's not the worst. He's part of the what makes humanity interesting and different and lovable. He's him... and I love his hair!

i'm going to disneyworld

So Anna Nicole's husband is not the father of her baby? I am shocked! Shocked I say!

"Oh yeah... $$... um... like, I gotta be a daddy now? Doh!"

beautiful disaster

As her #1 fan in my age bracket, I was tickled to get my first email from Kelly Clarkson (herself!) since joining her mega web world a few weeks ago... then dismayed to see Wal*Mart in the fucking subject heading.

Beginning Tuesday, April 10th you can head to your local Wal*Mart and pick up a limited-edition Kelly 12 pack of vitaminwater. The special KC variety pack will only be available at Wal*Mart and will include power-c, revive, focus and essential vitaminwater varieties...

Sorry...Wal*Mart sucks. It just does.

Update: the email has a broken link in it. Oops.

Directory Listing Denied

Update2: link all better now.

have you been to the motor vehicle bureau?

I visited that little casino village on the Jersey shore this weekend... and... well... um.... I don't think the pretty models in that pic up there hung out very long after the last camera clicked.

Hypothesis: Atlantic City exists so ugly people won't hang out in South Beach.

OMG! It was way worse than motor vehicle! As Jerry said in that Seinfeld episode, "It's like a leper colony down there!"