mea culpa

I'm gay. I suck. I swallow. Get over it.

And for the 4 twits gettin their google on, mea culpa means "I'm the best" in spanish.

Did I mention I was gay?! Gay gay gay!

your world frightens and confuses me

Via Snopes:

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I'm just a caveman. I fell on some ice and later got thawed out by some of your scientists. Your world frightens and confuses me! Sometimes the honking horns of your traffic make me want to get out of my BMW ...and run off into the hills, or wherever ... Sometimes when I get a message on my fax machine, I wonder: "Did little demons get inside and type it?" I don't know! My primitive mind can't grasp these concepts. But there is one thing I do know--when a man like my client slips and falls on a sidewalk in front of a public library, then he is entitled to no less than two million in compensatory damages, and two million in punitive damages. Thank you.

No less!

On that note: what's goin on with the m teevee? I thought Jordin Sparks was a boy?!?!? and...and...and...

Avril Lavigne Says MySpace Is Too 'Confusing' For Daily Use

Thank you!!

who's bad?

So many accents of wrong...and the name works on soooooo many levels!!!! and...and...and...they sang crappy Diane Warren songs!!!Make it stop!!!!

omg i own this cd.

idol hands

Not having watched American Idol since my last post on the subject, I'm not exactly "informed", but I'm still callin Blake to win... just cuz.

Giggle.

have children, will riot

BBC say:

The villagers, in Guangxi province, reportedly attacked government offices after officials imposed heavy fines on families who had too many children.

I would love to see limits placed on the hets' havin kids here...specially in the gayborhood. It was only a matter of time since that bitch Ann Taylor moved into her loft, but the cryin tots are multiplyin like crrrrrazzzzzzzyyyy!!!

happy birthday from kelly clarkson

Living! Right on!

inflation woes hound britney

From the BBC:

Zimbabwe's rate of inflation surged to 3,731.9%, driven by higher energy and food costs, and amplified by a drop in its currency

Britney said on verge of mental breakdown! Madonna & Angelina adopt every little black child they don't scare under a bush! Paris to be everybody's bitch in prison!

No she didn't!

no word on the bathwater

Some things have to be said by your country's prime minister, I guess, before becoming conventional wisdom:

"Anonymously throwing out a child is unacceptable."

Not just infants...any child apparently! And if you show your passport...it's ok.

There goes the great baby recycle bin experiment... uh... down the drain.

world's fattest teletubbie bites it

Yeah... sad day huh?

You neither?

Falwell leaves behind a legacy worthy of the first-class, one-way ticket to Hell he surely received. When he arrived, I hope the devil was wearing not Prada, but a rainbow flag thong, and had a greased-up pitchfork and Cher’s “Greatest Hits” at the ready.

Let's Dance!

fishing for hotties

News flash: old fat people predominate nude beaches!

I shall alert the media....wait... uh...

Yeah.

Nice pole:)