Monday, July 23, 2007

blame china

For all that hockey hullabaloo and that BITCH Anne Murray, too!
Because you can never blame enough people for Anne Murray, I spread the wealth to Earth's most populous nation, China. I am sure they had something to do with it.

As for the severe shortage of chuckle inducingness usually found on deniable plausibility, please blame China.

California smog? If you're the Wall Street Journal, blame China.

This is fun, easy, and the kids in Kansas can play along!

Blame China.

Tuesday, June 26, 2007

hometeam hottie


Reliable Source:
When Chris Cooley showed up at Redskins offseason practice last week wearing snug, hipbone-skimming shorts, it was a sartorial scandal. " Richard Simmons called, he wants his shorts back," snarked one blogger, while others guffawed over "tight end" jokes.
Scandal? Snark? Guffaws?

Drool!!

Friday, June 15, 2007

touris interruptus

Clive Jive, 1 -- Kelly Fans, 0
Clarkson Cancels Her Summer Tour

..."There's been so much buzz about what the label said, Kelly's been on the defensive, then she fires her manager and the tour is canceled. The whole project is tainted," says Billboard's Caulfield. "Then again, she's Kelly Clarkson and she has a lot of faithful fans. The album could come out and do gangbusters."

Clarkson broke the news on her website yesterday afternoon, where she posted a statement saying that "it really is disappointing for me to have to tell you that I won't be coming out to tour this summer. The fact is that touring is just too much too soon. But I promise you that we're going to get back out there as soon as is humanly possible to give you a show that will be even better."...

Wednesday, June 13, 2007

Tuesday, June 12, 2007

'gay bomb' story not about clay aiken

Hard hitting news from CBS:
Pentagon Confirms It Sought To Build A 'Gay Bomb'
A Berkeley watchdog organization that tracks military spending said it uncovered a strange U.S. military proposal to create a hormone bomb that could purportedly turn enemy soldiers into homosexuals and make them more interested in sex than fighting.
Oh yeah, baby! Make love not war...make hot sweaty love to the soldier to your left! Now thats unit cohesion.

Friday, June 8, 2007

actor not real adam, creation museum learns

The very sexy, Eric Linden, hired to play Adam in the Creation Museum's biblical clips turns out not to be the actual "Adam" and indeed may be with sin after all. OMG.

From the Gate:

The man who plays Adam in a video aired at a Bible-based creationist museum has led a different life outside the Garden of Eden, flaunting his sexual exploits online and modeling for a clothing line that promotes free love.

After learning about his activities Thursday, the Creation Museum in Kentucky pulled the 40-second video in which he appears.

40 seconds of naked heaven I am guessing. I want it!

Wednesday, June 6, 2007

i'm laughing cuz his name is woods

Easy as ABC:

A man has sued the maker of the health drink Boost Plus, claiming the vitamin-enriched beverage gave him an erection that would not subside and caused him to be hospitalized.

The lawsuit filed by Christopher Woods of New York said he bought the nutrition beverage made by the pharmaceutical company Novartis AG at a drugstore on June 5, 2004, and drank it.

Tuesday, June 5, 2007

network promotes debate, self


CNN's humble campaign to choose the next republican president is moving along nicely with its unconventional, red, white, and blue color scheme and eye-catchingly self-referential backdrop.

Update: And the winner is? Wolf Blitzer?

Monday, June 4, 2007

random hot guy: aaron


I've been a fan of dreamy Aaron's since summer 2004 when he first showed a bit of crack at bad boy t-shirt shop, Ajaxx63; then as a Manhunt Christmas elf late in 2005.

We get to see more of him (in print!) later this year in Jeff Brewster's upcoming, Introductions, sure to be a hit at any homo holiday gathering.

Thanks Beautiful!

mike tyson goes bollywood

Let the late-night feeding frenzy begin:
Mike Tyson wants to try something new acting in Bollywood movies.

Tyson said the energy on the sets of a music video he recently shot for a new comedy got him thinking about trying to do more Bollywood work, The Times of India reported Monday.