the worst pies in london

Merry Christmas! Bwah ha ha!!!

Update: IESB.net (which stands for something I'm sure) has posted some "first look" video clips, including a little "A Little Priest".

uh...craters discovered on the moon - thanks china

File this under: More Shit from China...

From The China News Network:

BEIJING, China (AP) -- China displayed the first image of the moon captured by its Chang'e 1 lunar probe at a gala ceremony Monday, marking the formal start of the satellite's mission to document the lunar landscape.

China also announced plans to investigate a mysterious heat source somewhere in the direction of the Sun.

bumper in a beehive

Via Jezebel...

Watch Amy pull the bumper out of her hair...load it behind her head and...oh...so...coyly, take a nice big bump...wow.

action alert: sex kits for jesus

This is a handy guide for holiday lodging decisions....thanks AFA!!

Hotels replace Gideon Bibles with "sex kits"

Now is the time to let the motel chains know that you want them to keep the Gideon Bibles

Dear Child in Christ,

The latest fad with some hotels is to replace their Bibles with "intimancy kits." For instance, at New York City's trendy Soho Grand Hotel guests can enjoy a gourmet mini-bar, an iPod, a flat-screen TV and even the company of a complimentary pet goldfish. But no Bible.

Parent company Accor Hotels decided to replace the Gideon Bibles with "intimacy kits." For Accor, providing travelers with sexual paraphernalia is more important than the Bible. Accor Hotels owns several chains including: Motel 6, Sofitel, Pullman, Novotel, Mercure, Suitehotel, Ibis, All Seasons, Etap, Formule 1. While these chains are mostly located in Europe, Accor is expanding to many U.S. markets.

Since 2001, the number of luxury hotels with Bibles in the rooms has dropped by 18 percent. The same companies that own these luxury hotels also own some of the typical hotels and motels you and I might use. For example, Accor Hotels owns Motel 6. Without action now, it is simply a matter of time before other chains remove the Bibles.

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Sincerely,


Donald E. Wildmon,
Founder and Chairman
American Family Association

hardball(s)

Showing support for the writers during the strike, the cast of NBC's current must see hit, The Office, um, called in sick...

Steve Carell informed NBC he is unable to report to work because he is suffering from “enlarged balls.” Not just enlarged, I'd say, but brass ones. The source on this one adds, "We wish him a happy, slow recovery."

'fantasy' land

Why can't the Chinese do anything useful with their recalled shit? Take this kiddie toy with an unexpected kick from down unda:

A POPULAR children's toy found to contain a chemical that the human body turns into the party drug "fantasy", or "GHB", has been banned in three states and is being recalled by its Melbourne creator.

All we get from China is a bit-o-lead. Fuckers.

Update: The People's Republic of China had our back after all...looks like we can Blame China for this one too...or thank them. Get to Wal*Mart quick, while supplies last.

so i'm not the only one to have noticed...

GaySocialites:

Anderson Cooper is actually looking hot!

Yum...and the Planet in Peril website is pretty too!

open mouth, prove idiocy

Bill O'Reilly on the gay homosexual Dumbledore, uh, controversy:

Although those wizards, I’m very very suspicious about what they’re doing in their spare time. So, I think, this is my conclusion, is that J.K. Rowling is a provocateur, did it on purpose, and now is going to let all hell break loose.

What do they do in they in their spare time?

During the course of Defendant BILL O'REILLY's sexual rant, it became clear that he was using a vibrator upon himself, and that he ejaculated.

hot, but fascist

But rich....

... but prob criminal.














Oh dilemma, thou art a quagmire.

Reminds me of my boycrush on Ollie North...

checkmate to me

Brilliant.