happy birthday from kelly clarkson

Living! Right on!

inflation woes hound britney

From the BBC:

Zimbabwe's rate of inflation surged to 3,731.9%, driven by higher energy and food costs, and amplified by a drop in its currency

Britney said on verge of mental breakdown! Madonna & Angelina adopt every little black child they don't scare under a bush! Paris to be everybody's bitch in prison!

No she didn't!

no word on the bathwater

Some things have to be said by your country's prime minister, I guess, before becoming conventional wisdom:

"Anonymously throwing out a child is unacceptable."

Not just infants...any child apparently! And if you show your passport...it's ok.

There goes the great baby recycle bin experiment... uh... down the drain.

world's fattest teletubbie bites it

Yeah... sad day huh?

You neither?

Falwell leaves behind a legacy worthy of the first-class, one-way ticket to Hell he surely received. When he arrived, I hope the devil was wearing not Prada, but a rainbow flag thong, and had a greased-up pitchfork and Cher’s “Greatest Hits” at the ready.

Let's Dance!

fishing for hotties

News flash: old fat people predominate nude beaches!

I shall alert the media....wait... uh...

Yeah.

Nice pole:)

yay...puns!

Five things I learned (but sorta already knew) about musical theater on Sunday at The Musical of Musicals: The Musical!:

Rodgers & Hammerstein: corny!

Sondheim: a little complex

Jerry Herman: rocket ship to the stars

Andrew Lloyd Webber: hack...hack...hack...sorry...hairball.

and...to Kander & Ebb: english is a second language

Some enchanted evening indeed...no more Minelli!

Still LMAO, Right Over The Fucking Ledge!

may i?

This is definitely a Friday "Best Ever".

The May issue of Genre Magazine landed on my coffee table and it might just be the best magazine cover ever in the history of... um... gay... um... style mags?

Of course it could just be the hottest coverboy ever, since I am really not looking at anything else.

Wow. Got legs?

just a gurl

Gwen Stefani has been one of my favorite girly girls for some time now... is this a "Best Ever"? Maybe. It is Friday, after all.

She is gorgeous, athletic, smart and oozing personality; hardly "Just a Girl".

Too bad her latest album did not get the reviews of Love. Angel. Music. Baby. but this gurl has yet to hear it, so the jury is... well.... you know.

look over there!

So... it's been a long time between posts...

Fuck you, I've been busy!

;-)

...Busy looking at spring's latest undergarments... like the one little Billy (not his real name) is sportin... enjoy.

The brand is CockSox... Hmm... Ask for them, by name. I dare ya.

a tale of two harrys

This is just an observation.

Both have grown quite nicely, thank you...

Prince Harry: Still going to Iraq.

Harry Potter (the half-blood prince): in theaters soon!!