When Chris Cooley showed up at Redskins offseason practice last week wearing snug, hipbone-skimming shorts, it was a sartorial scandal. " Richard Simmons called, he wants his shorts back," snarked one blogger, while others guffawed over "tight end" jokes.Scandal? Snark? Guffaws?
Clive Jive, 1 -- Kelly Fans, 0Clarkson Cancels Her Summer Tour
..."There's been so much buzz about what the label said, Kelly's been on the defensive, then she fires her manager and the tour is canceled. The whole project is tainted," says Billboard's Caulfield. "Then again, she's Kelly Clarkson and she has a lot of faithful fans. The album could come out and do gangbusters."
Clarkson broke the news on her website yesterday afternoon, where she posted a statement saying that "it really is disappointing for me to have to tell you that I won't be coming out to tour this summer. The fact is that touring is just too much too soon. But I promise you that we're going to get back out there as soon as is humanly possible to give you a show that will be even better."...
Hard hitting news from CBS:Pentagon Confirms It Sought To Build A 'Gay Bomb'Oh yeah, baby! Make love not war...make hot sweaty love to the soldier to your left! Now thats unit cohesion.
A Berkeley watchdog organization that tracks military spending said it uncovered a strange U.S. military proposal to create a hormone bomb that could purportedly turn enemy soldiers into homosexuals and make them more interested in sex than fighting.
The very sexy, Eric Linden, hired to play Adam in the Creation Museum's biblical clips turns out not to be the actual "Adam" and indeed may be with sin after all. OMG.40 seconds of naked heaven I am guessing. I want it!The man who plays Adam in a video aired at a Bible-based creationist museum has led a different life outside the Garden of Eden, flaunting his sexual exploits online and modeling for a clothing line that promotes free love.
After learning about his activities Thursday, the Creation Museum in Kentucky pulled the 40-second video in which he appears.
Easy as ABC:A man has sued the maker of the health drink Boost Plus, claiming the vitamin-enriched beverage gave him an erection that would not subside and caused him to be hospitalized.
The lawsuit filed by Christopher Woods of New York said he bought the nutrition beverage made by the pharmaceutical company Novartis AG at a drugstore on June 5, 2004, and drank it.
Let the late-night feeding frenzy begin:Mike Tyson wants to try something new acting in Bollywood movies.Tyson said the energy on the sets of a music video he recently shot for a new comedy got him thinking about trying to do more Bollywood work, The Times of India reported Monday.
A 65-year-old railwayman who fell into a coma following an accident in communist Poland regained consciousness 19 years later to find democracy and a market economy, Polish media reported on Saturday...Yeah we tease him a lot cause we’ve got him on the spot,
..."When I went into a coma there was only tea and vinegar in the shops, meat was rationed and huge petrol lines were everywhere," Grzebski told TVN24, describing his recollections of the communist system's economic collapse."Now I see people on the streets with cell phones and there are so many goods in the shops it makes my head spin."
