hardball(s)

Showing support for the writers during the strike, the cast of NBC's current must see hit, The Office, um, called in sick...

Steve Carell informed NBC he is unable to report to work because he is suffering from “enlarged balls.” Not just enlarged, I'd say, but brass ones. The source on this one adds, "We wish him a happy, slow recovery."

'fantasy' land

Why can't the Chinese do anything useful with their recalled shit? Take this kiddie toy with an unexpected kick from down unda:

A POPULAR children's toy found to contain a chemical that the human body turns into the party drug "fantasy", or "GHB", has been banned in three states and is being recalled by its Melbourne creator.

All we get from China is a bit-o-lead. Fuckers.

Update: The People's Republic of China had our back after all...looks like we can Blame China for this one too...or thank them. Get to Wal*Mart quick, while supplies last.

so i'm not the only one to have noticed...

GaySocialites:

Anderson Cooper is actually looking hot!

Yum...and the Planet in Peril website is pretty too!

open mouth, prove idiocy

Bill O'Reilly on the gay homosexual Dumbledore, uh, controversy:

Although those wizards, I’m very very suspicious about what they’re doing in their spare time. So, I think, this is my conclusion, is that J.K. Rowling is a provocateur, did it on purpose, and now is going to let all hell break loose.

What do they do in they in their spare time?

During the course of Defendant BILL O'REILLY's sexual rant, it became clear that he was using a vibrator upon himself, and that he ejaculated.

hot, but fascist

But rich....

... but prob criminal.














Oh dilemma, thou art a quagmire.

Reminds me of my boycrush on Ollie North...

checkmate to me

Brilliant.

not dead yet

I don't want to go on the cart.

so long

It's been a pleasure.

just so like exhausted from the whole thing

it's tuesday, september 11 again...

... the weather, the view, and the world have changed.