chachi burnin up the tube again...sorta

If your old enough to know better, but still too young to care, you probably had a crush on little Scotty Baio on Happy Days in the 70s/80s...or older, wiser, babysitter Scott Baio on repeats of Charles in Charge in the 90s. (Or maybe your roommates in college all watched Charles in Charge for teenaged hottie, Nicole Eggert and you just sat and enjoyed a little Chachi Time? Mm hmm...I'm just sayin.)

Well, in any case, such as, he's back, and on the teevee again....for the children.

Scott Baio will be back on VH1 with another season of "Scott Baio Is 45 ... and Single" and a new set of issues -- this time, over impending fatherhood.

It's no Joanie Loves Chachi in Shakespearian terms, but its on the teevee, so it must be good, right?

Update 2:39pm: Question for the "masses" (read, "3 readers")... When do we as a society deem "the tube" no longer "the tube", such as, few tubes actually use tubes these days, for the children?

all republicans are gay, such as, for the children

We have to at least consider it a real possibility that all Republicans are gay and crazy (except for Kay Bailey Hutchison, who's just crazy...I hope...ew)

From Wonkette, crazy hotness:

GOP Consultant 'Love Triangle' Deaths Remain Totally Insane
The mind-bendingly weird suburban Florida deaths of two GOP consultants and an ex-marine continue getting weirder. The Orange County sheriff announced yesterday that Jason Drake — the ex-marine — killed the consultants before offing himself, though they gave no explanation for his actions and Drake left no helpful note. more »

wide stance, such as, for the children

It's been a big news week and the catch phrase lexicon is growing fast in the blogowhirl. Try to keep up.

The Miss Teen USA train wreck and gay homo senators are giving us trendoids lots to work with...be sure to throw in a few of these this weekend at cocktail parties and happy hours to impress your tragically uninformed friends.

wide stance
such as
for the children
Minnesota
the iraq
Kay Bailey Hutchison

Update 1:20pm: Nevermind. All of the above are already dried up pasty yoostabee relevants. It was fun while it lasted.

teh irak lik evrywhr such azz

jasoroling
When your that hot its totally ok to be stupid.

david beckham the new standard for EVERYTHING, world bodies declares

In a move to streamline and simplify EVERYTHING, the United Nations, World Bank, NATO, UNICEF and a bunch of commies somewhere, have declared David Beckham to be the new global standard for everything. From the obvious: the study of human beauty and marketing; to the not so obvious: meteorology and quantum physics. A few holdout scientists, initially skeptical, are said to be warming to the idea, making quick passage of the Becks Doctrine certain.

Thank God. This just makes understanding our universe that much easier. I mean, who in the world would not understand government budgets when translated into Becks (B). As in, the new bridge is gonna be, like, so much less than Becks' Malibu weekender. Yeah? Make it happen!

Or, the latest Hubble Telescope images of that nebula with the pretty colors... oh? total 6 on the Becks scale of hot. Really? WOW! That good huh? UGH! Got a tissue?

Image by Ralph Ueltzhoeffer.

beckham displaces cheetah as running standard

David Beckham has found himself in an enviable position: the new speed standard for running. Soon, the endorsements will start pouring in and he can finally get out of that hole his wife and greedy little boys have dug him into.

Headline from CNN:

Study: T-rex could outrun David Beckham

Frankly, I am more interested in a study of the T-rex's shopping habits as compared to Posh...er, Victoooooriaaaah Beckham. Surely the skinny little excuse for forelimbs of the terrible lizard could never keep up on Rodeo...

...and I was referring to the T-Rex.

punani (!!)

jezebel, kiss & tell

If you haven't cum across Gawker's latest branding, Jezebel, please GO THERE NOW. You are missing the the best and funniest girl (like real, vaggie girl) talk, maybe ever.

Consider yesterdays post about Terrence Howard, who (?) apparently insists his hos stay kosher and clean...uh...back there. Bitchy, hilarious banter ensues...

BY WHYNOTSHESAID AT 08/22/07 06:57 PM
Witch hazel? Witch hazel? They want me to wipe my punani with witch hazel? I suppose it's better than douching with Lysol, but only marginally.

It's enough to make a boy go straight. Well...let's not get crazy now...

PUNANI!!

Maybe I need to drink less soy.

pop song has lyrics: who knew. thanks mandy.

town named after cheese sees the light of solar energy

Residents of the remote Indian village of Gudda recently got their first taste of electric light thanks to a local guy and his solar lanterns.

CNN lights up:

"When the lanterns first arrived, the villagers asked, 'What is this?' " says Hanuman Ram, the local solar engineer. "I explained to them how it worked. Then slowly, as people saw it, they said, 'Wow, what a thing this is!'"

A woman carrying a jug of water on her head was very excited about the prospect of working long hours into the night assembling shoes and quickly asked if the lanterns would stream YouTube like her iPhone.