David Beckham has found himself in an enviable position: the new speed standard for running. Soon, the endorsements will start pouring in and he can finally get out of that hole his wife and greedy little boys have dug him into.
Headline from CNN:
Study: T-rex could outrun David Beckham
Frankly, I am more interested in a study of the T-rex's shopping habits as compared to Posh...er, Victoooooriaaaah Beckham. Surely the skinny little excuse for forelimbs of the terrible lizard could never keep up on Rodeo......and I was referring to the T-Rex.
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