elvis?

In the ongoing Spears vs. Spears smackdown, elder sister Britney takes the lead over Jamie Lynn with her headline stealing overnight showstopper:

Britney Spears entered a new chapter in her troubled life, surrounded by paparazzi and police wanting to know more about a three-hour showdown involving her young sons.

The pop star was taken away in an ambulance late Thursday after police were called to her house to help end the standoff.

"For her own welfare, she was transferred to a local hospital for medical treatment," Officer April Harding said early Friday, declining to elaborate. No injuries were reported.

With all the fucking papps on the prems, you'd think we'd get a clearer shot. Jamie Lynn, you're up! Or maybe Mama Rose, I mean Spears, wants in on this actiones des hot messes?

Ma ma mama?

Mama's talkin' loud.
Mama's doin' fine.
Mama's gettin' hot.
Mama's goin' strong.
Mama's movin' on.
Mama's all alone.
Mama doesn't care.
Mama's lettin' loose.
Mama's got the stuff.
Mama's lettin' go.
Ma ma mama?

Update: da BBC effin wit r english. Headline:

Britney stretchered out of home

"Update" Update: uh, turns out its cool...

verb
stretchered, stretchering
1. To carry someone on a stretcher.

pretty babies: part deux

Daily Mail:

Heroes star Hayden Panettiere is said to be dating her co-star Milo Ventimiglia, who at 30, is 12 years older than the 18-year-old actress.

He doesn't look 30 and she doesn't look 18. Oh well. They sure are pretty...