happy birthday from kelly clarkson

Living! Right on!

inflation woes hound britney

From the BBC:

Zimbabwe's rate of inflation surged to 3,731.9%, driven by higher energy and food costs, and amplified by a drop in its currency

Britney said on verge of mental breakdown! Madonna & Angelina adopt every little black child they don't scare under a bush! Paris to be everybody's bitch in prison!

No she didn't!

no word on the bathwater

Some things have to be said by your country's prime minister, I guess, before becoming conventional wisdom:

"Anonymously throwing out a child is unacceptable."

Not just infants...any child apparently! And if you show your passport...it's ok.

There goes the great baby recycle bin experiment... uh... down the drain.

world's fattest teletubbie bites it

Yeah... sad day huh?

You neither?

Falwell leaves behind a legacy worthy of the first-class, one-way ticket to Hell he surely received. When he arrived, I hope the devil was wearing not Prada, but a rainbow flag thong, and had a greased-up pitchfork and Cher’s “Greatest Hits” at the ready.

Let's Dance!

fishing for hotties

News flash: old fat people predominate nude beaches!

I shall alert the media....wait... uh...

Yeah.

Nice pole:)