touris interruptus

Clive Jive, 1 -- Kelly Fans, 0

Clarkson Cancels Her Summer Tour

..."There's been so much buzz about what the label said, Kelly's been on the defensive, then she fires her manager and the tour is canceled. The whole project is tainted," says Billboard's Caulfield. "Then again, she's Kelly Clarkson and she has a lot of faithful fans. The album could come out and do gangbusters."

Clarkson broke the news on her website yesterday afternoon, where she posted a statement saying that "it really is disappointing for me to have to tell you that I won't be coming out to tour this summer. The fact is that touring is just too much too soon. But I promise you that we're going to get back out there as soon as is humanly possible to give you a show that will be even better."...

xmas in july (in june)

Pick up all that shit.

'gay bomb' story not about clay aiken

Hard hitting news from CBS:

Pentagon Confirms It Sought To Build A 'Gay Bomb'
A Berkeley watchdog organization that tracks military spending said it uncovered a strange U.S. military proposal to create a hormone bomb that could purportedly turn enemy soldiers into homosexuals and make them more interested in sex than fighting.

Oh yeah, baby! Make love not war...make hot sweaty love to the soldier to your left! Now thats unit cohesion.