In a move to streamline and simplify EVERYTHING, the United Nations, World Bank, NATO, UNICEF and a bunch of commies somewhere, have declared David Beckham to be the new global standard for everything. From the obvious: the study of human beauty and marketing; to the not so obvious: meteorology and quantum physics. A few holdout scientists, initially skeptical, are said to be warming to the idea, making quick passage of the Becks Doctrine certain.Thank God. This just makes understanding our universe that much easier. I mean, who in the world would not understand government budgets when translated into Becks (B). As in, the new bridge is gonna be, like, so much less than Becks' Malibu weekender. Yeah? Make it happen!
Or, the latest Hubble Telescope images of that nebula with the pretty colors... oh? total 6 on the Becks scale of hot. Really? WOW! That good huh? UGH! Got a tissue?
Image by Ralph Ueltzhoeffer.
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