punani (!!)

jezebel, kiss & tell

If you haven't cum across Gawker's latest branding, Jezebel, please GO THERE NOW. You are missing the the best and funniest girl (like real, vaggie girl) talk, maybe ever.

Consider yesterdays post about Terrence Howard, who (?) apparently insists his hos stay kosher and clean...uh...back there. Bitchy, hilarious banter ensues...

BY WHYNOTSHESAID AT 08/22/07 06:57 PM
Witch hazel? Witch hazel? They want me to wipe my punani with witch hazel? I suppose it's better than douching with Lysol, but only marginally.

It's enough to make a boy go straight. Well...let's not get crazy now...

PUNANI!!

Maybe I need to drink less soy.

pop song has lyrics: who knew. thanks mandy.

town named after cheese sees the light of solar energy

Residents of the remote Indian village of Gudda recently got their first taste of electric light thanks to a local guy and his solar lanterns.

CNN lights up:

"When the lanterns first arrived, the villagers asked, 'What is this?' " says Hanuman Ram, the local solar engineer. "I explained to them how it worked. Then slowly, as people saw it, they said, 'Wow, what a thing this is!'"

A woman carrying a jug of water on her head was very excited about the prospect of working long hours into the night assembling shoes and quickly asked if the lanterns would stream YouTube like her iPhone.

earth gets "faithed": shocking photomanipulation

In what is being hailed as a technological breakthrough by scientists and a regretful "industry standard" by someone else, newly released images of an aging Earth shine (and reek) with digital enhancements, leading some to question our consumer and youth driven culture and others, sadly, the very meaning of life.

Asked to comment, country superstar, Faith Hill, who last week endured her own photoshop inspired, media nightmare, refused to go on the record but wanted to assure the public that she loves Carrie Underwood and totally thinks she deserved that Female Vocalist of the Year Award even though she won her fame on a game show and Faith had to earn hers the old fashioned way, marrying a famous guy.

kelly update: some december

Clarkson apologizes, via Yahoo News:

I really regret how this has turned out and I apologize to those whom I have done disservice.

Shorter Kelly Clarkson:

Sorry my album sucked.

beyonce bounces. do you?

Really... I mean... this happens to me at least once a day:

We saw that she was pumping her hair around and really into (it) with her trench coat and high heels and as she proceeded to come down the stairs, she tripped on her coat and it seems like she fell on her collarbone and face, sliding down about 12 stairs....

...then she got up (bloody mind you) and kept dancing to finish the concert!

The show must go on, and a star can take it and give it back.

WORK!

don't eat the chili sauce (it's spoiled!)

McClatchy hot dogs here:

Millions of cans of chili sauce, corned beef hash and beef stew produced by a Georgia food company are being recalled in the largest botulism scare involving commercially canned goods in more than 30 years.

The U.S. Food and Drug Administration on Monday directed stores and consumers nationwide to immediately discard more than 80 brands of canned meat made at Castleberry's Food Company's Augusta, Ga., plant because they could be contaminated with the deadly bacteria.

blonde bombs (sell)

Poor Lindsay can't get a break....



Poor Britney can't get it together...


Poor Faith doesn't look 16 anymore.

blame china

For all that hockey hullabaloo and that BITCH Anne Murray, too!

Because you can never blame enough people for Anne Murray, I spread the wealth to Earth's most populous nation, China. I am sure they had something to do with it.

As for the severe shortage of chuckle inducingness usually found on deniable plausibility, please blame China.

California smog? If you're the Wall Street Journal, blame China.

This is fun, easy, and the kids in Kansas can play along!

Blame China.